Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Basically

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deez nuts

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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