- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock Knock No solicitors

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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