- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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