A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

p lkl

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops