Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

guess what what ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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