- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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