- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

I am a mime

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Kevin and Ramin

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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