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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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