Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Your're racist.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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