Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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