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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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