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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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