- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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