- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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