3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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eat a hot dog

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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hey hey apple

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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