- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

I enjoy Popcorn

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

You know what's funny? Rape

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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