- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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