What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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