- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

penis. nuff said.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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