Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Neither did she.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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