- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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