Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Tony Romo

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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