- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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