- Anti Joke

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.