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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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