- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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