How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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