- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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