- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

SHUT UP JP

Who wants water? I do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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