- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Hello

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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