What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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