- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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