Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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