A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Death by kayak

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's better than a stick? A stone

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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