- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats white jizz

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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