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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

alert('The Game')

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

The queen having a shit

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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