- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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