- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Where's my baby??

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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