tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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knock knock who's there ?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Ily bae

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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PENIS that is all

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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