How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Gay rights.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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