Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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