How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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