What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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