What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Women's professional sports

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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