- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Feminism.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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