- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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