- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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