What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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