- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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