- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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