my gramma died

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

The holocaust

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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