Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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