Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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