Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Anti Joke

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