A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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