Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

dat shoe shine tho

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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