- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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