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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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