What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock It's open, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Nero, sure you are okay?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops