WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Diarrhea

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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