I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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