- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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