- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings