- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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