Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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