Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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The Colts this year.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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