Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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NEVER

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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