Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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