- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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