- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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