What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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