A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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