- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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