What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Your mom went to college

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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