the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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