- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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