Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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