I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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