Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A pope meets another one

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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