Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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learn. advance!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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