Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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