What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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stinky boner

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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