What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's 9 + 10 19

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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