Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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I read the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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