whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Caolan and Eamon

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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