- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Black people stink of shite!

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