what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Caolan and Eamon

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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